A woman discovers Aladdin’s magic lamp.
She begins rubbing it, and a Genie emerges exactly as legend foretells.
The woman gazes at the Genie and requests that he fulfill her desires:
She states:
“I deeply desire my husband to possess eyes solely for me.”
“I wish to be the exclusive individual in his entire existence.”
“I long for him to always slumber directly at my side.”
“I want that when he wakes up in the morning, I’m the very first object he seizes and transports me everywhere he journeys.”
The Genie converted her into a Smart Phone…
Little Johnny’s Agricultural Insights
Little Johnny is sitting in his classroom one day, and the teacher is about to review topics concerning agricultural subjects, such as farms, and various related matters.
Therefore, she inquires of the class how a farmer determines the weather on his specific farm; no one seems to possess the knowledge, except, naturally, little Johnny, who is frantically waving his hand with the complete answer, so she makes the decision to permit him to attempt to respond to the inquiry.
Little Johnny declares: “the farmer utilizes a weather vane to indicate the weather!”
Alright, that outcome was entirely acceptable, so the teacher subsequently asks the class what type of creature is the weather vane?
Once again, no student except little Johnny appears to understand the solution.
With hesitation, she allows him to provide the answer.
Little Johnny proclaims with a substantial grin on his countenance: “why teacher, it’s a cock!”
Well, the teacher sighs quietly to herself, conceding that after all, it certainly is the correct term.
So, next, the teacher asks the entire class:
“Can anyone explain to me why the farmer employs a cock on the barn as a weather vane?”
Of course, the exact same vacant, expressionless look is present on the faces of all the other children, with the distinct exception, obviously, of little Johnny.
Again, she reluctantly grants him permission to answer the question, fully aware that she is probably not going to appreciate the manner in which he articulates it.
Little Johnny stands up directly in front of the entire class and asserts with a truly wide grin on his face:
“It’s a cock, because as everyone fully comprehends, if it were a c*nt, the f*cken wind would simply blow right through it!”
